me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis: deatheaters: people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape HE’S 65 YEARS OLD?
jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
jesusfreakinglucifer: i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
hannahbeezy: If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
everyonewasdancing: mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again All the fucking time.
girafasolas: I even procrastinate the things I want to do.
itlooksgoodfromouterspace: consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: heartfulpenguin: yashikoru: heartfulpenguin: heartfulpenguin: i can hear my brother screaming at his DS he’s playing cooking mama thats some hardcore cooking COOKING MAMA IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE OKAY THAT SHIT IS FUCKING INTENSE DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE NEVER YELLED AT COOKING MAMA FUCK YOU Is that your brother
wikatiepedia: crimsoncamellianeko: forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim: wikatiepedia: from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this oh wow look how sarcastic that looks that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
accio-firewhiskey: my life is one obsession after another #i can actually categorize my life into phases of fandom
slenclerman: just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
when you’re so obsessed with a band for so long you forget they’re not actually your friends
steelplatedhearts: Alternate title for The Great Gatsby: I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
rneerkat: i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
thrpy: how to shop on glamour kills website see an item that you like look at the item’s price fall on the floor cry
thewonderlessyears: thewonderlessyears: the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.”
friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG Very nice Thanks
shego: true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible